discoalucard wrote:Oh man I didn't know you guys hated me so much. :(
No one here hates you. If the word 'hate' is to have any meaning, it should be used only when referring to people who might have killed someone's brother, or pimped his daughter, or burned down his house. All we are doing here is laughing at clueless people who review games they can't even play. Just check the thread's title.
discoalucard wrote:I don't disagree with your criticisms, because I am not the kind of fighting game fans that hangs around (nor cares) about the SRK forums, nor do I prowl the SHMUPS forums or attempt 1ccs.
Whether you hang around Shmups or SRK is irrelevant, but if you do not "attempt" 1CCs then you have no business reviewing any electronic game which started its life in the arcades. Otherwise what happens is that you end up coming with pearls like these:
At its heart, Mushihime-sama is barely any different from any other Cave shooter.
"Barely any different"! But then again how can anyone expect you to see the differences if all you are doing is playing them for twenty minutes? You didn't even MENTION the game's ACTUAL SYSTEM in your review -- let alone attempt to pass judgement on it! (which, by the bye, is what reviewing is all about) And how could you, since figuring out its system on your own (i.e. without going to Shmups) would take weeks of daily sessions -- and that's only if you are already deeply experienced in the genre. Otherwise you could be playing it for ever and STILL fail to figure out how it works!
Like most every shoot em up, Mushihime-sama is an unfortunately brief experience - after twenty minutes, you’ve seen all there is to see, and the extra modes don’t really add a whole lot.
"Brief experience"! A game which people are playing for years and still find impossible to beat!
Obviously this reflects on my writing so it obviously won't go super indepth on a lot of stuff.
"Super indepth?" Dude! You are not even skimming the surface!
This is why fighting game reviews mostly consist of character rundowns and analyzation of the graphics/music/etc and the basic of the mechanics, without being extraordinarily overwhelming - that's what FAQs are for.
I am sorry -- what? So reviews should be about the graphics and music, and FAQs should be about reviewing? Please pass around whatever it is you've been smoking.
Additionally, I don't think not being SUPER HARDCORE into fighting games disqualifies someone from writing about them.
Dude, you are not even being hardcore, let alone SUPER HARDCORE. In fact, you are not even playing these games and you don't even know it. The games are playing you.
I think you're being hard on a lot of blogs for stuff like that.
I am not being hard enough. Can you imagine the reaction if people who were tasked with reviewing superbikes started rating them on the basis of their color? Or if the people reviewing them could not even ride them? Because -- make no mistake -- this is exactly what you are doing here, man. You are saying that the latest Ducati superbike is crap because it's BLUE.